"Thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide!"
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>The gate is so poorly constructed and heavy that it takes a decent ammount of effort to make it past.
Making it past, however, revealed a small, sloppy construction site... a simple purple sign with "Caius Construction Zone" was first to greet you.
>Around it, numerous construction odds and ends as well as model buildings littered the ground. Amongst the mess is is also an assortment of graffitti and pictures written and drawn in different handwritings.
>It doesn't seem like there's anything of note here (yet!).
>You find a small, polished, spherical stone engraved with the letter 'c'. The character glows a faint green... perhaps you can do something with this.
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>Remember Geocities???
>I don't! Not very well at least.
>I know I wandered there on accident a time or two during computer lab in kindergarten to first grade, but frankly it was all a bit before my time.
>Remembering it still kind of existed (thank The Nine!), I decided I'd give it a shot.
>I sucked at Python in high school but I think I'm taking to HTML decently... prolly would still make a compsci student squirm to look at my work tho lol
>Until I get better though, here's the Caius Construction Zone!
>If your web-wanderings brought you here, much like curious childhood me, welcome!
>Click the Argonian head above to go to my digital guestbook :)
Above is an alternate album cover made for the XxCAIUSxX album "Nictate".
At the time, it was tentatively named "Through Sweaty Eyes", as a joke about how Caius wasn't crying. The name was inevitably changed because Nictate is a cool word and the other one was stupid.
Nictate essentially means to blink.
The nictitating membrane (where the album got its name) is a second, transparent eyelid of sorts that many animals have. Caius was inspired by ducks who use theirs to see underwater better.
Bottom Left
Top Left
Top Right
Bottom Right
Centered
tr makes a "row", and td makes a "cell"
This row, however, uses th which makes headers... cool
You can also use colspan= + rowspan= to increase block size
Row 1, cell 4
Row 2, cell 1
this is the second td in the second tr
Row 2, cell 4
Row 3, cell 1
Row 3, cell 2
this is the third td in the third tr
Row 3, cell 4
Row 4, cell 1
Row 4, cell 2
Row 4, cell 3
"Etcetera... Etcetera... Etcetera..."
This is how you put a title on a link... Hover here to find out more.
If you add the line givevaderachuckle = true; to the destroy_planet subroutine and then type ilovejabba into the console, the big bad green Death Star laser will etch Slug Lover! on the planet's surface.